Fox News is reporting that the man in the Pat the Patriot uniform was picked up in a prostitution related sex sting that netted 13 individuals. The man, from Warwick, was arrested at a hotel where he was apparently banging a hooker. Rhode Island recently passed a law that makes all prostitution a misdemeanor, where previously "indoor prostitution" was legal. They have closed the legal loophole and the legs of a bunch of freakin' hookahs. When asked how it felt to be part of a sex sting the man replied, "Sex Sting? Is that why it burns when I pee?" No sir, that is the clap.
So it's snowing in Texas today, which is, as far as I know, a sign of the coming apocalypse. They has been a run on the grocery stores to stock up on supplies. But here in Texas they tend to stock up on Budweiser, brisket and jerky as opposed to the standard water and bread. I'm scared too, but for different reasons. Driving. The drivers here are freaking terrible. They smash into eachother with reckless abandon even when the pavement is clean and dry. Add rain, and you have a virtual clusterfuck of catastrophic collisions. Pileups, even piledowns--which are a nightmare. Add snow? I think the fucking world might end. So, I am fully stocked up on Budweiser, brisket and jerky and I am sitting on the front porch with an unlit molotov cocktail and shotgun. BRING IT.
Doug whining about every little tiny change in the blog layout
Fat chicks with "good personalities"
People that don't respect Ninjas
"Good" Chinese food (I like pigeon, cat AND dog)
Bad Drivers (DWA)
Things that make Doug upset
Ted fucking with the order of the sidebar
The fact that I'm not eating a BK Stacker right now
Damn, I really could go for a Stacker...
Video killed the radio star. So screw you Barry Manilow.
Doug The Punter's Archive
Want to read more from Doug? Well, you'd be the first. Doug the Punter's Archive contains all of his pre-merger (10/26/07) writings.
Protesters. They are protesting the Masters because "no woman were allowed in tournement" when in reality none were good enough to "make the cut." Everyone except for this guy. In the back, orange sign...