Thursday, July 17, 2008

Yankees Sign Richie Sexson to Tentative Deal

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Sorry about that but I ca...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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WOW, that's a good one. How the mighty have fallen. This guy wasn't good enough for the 37-58 Seattle Mariners but the Yankees bring him in. He's barely hitting above the Mendoza Line (.218) with less RBIs than part-time catcher Chris Ianneta (30). I guess New York brought him in to face leftys (he's 21-for-61 against them this year) but really? I got nothing against Sexson personally but he's pretty washed up and I find it hilarious that the vaunted Yankees rescued him from the scrap heap. What's next? Jose Lima to steady the rotation? Eric Gagne to shore up the bullpen? Carl Everett to help clubhouse chemistry? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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2 comments:

Jack B. said...

This is definitely one of those situations where they should have weighed the social consequences of signing a guy like that. Kind of like riding a bicycle to class. It is convenient and might work out for the best, but it makes you look like a total choch.

Doug the Punter said...

Haha, that's an excellent, excellent way to put it.