Listen here Chowdaheads.
Sad story for you snow-weary Plymouth rock monkeys. Virginia totally started America. 1607, Jamestown, Va. Birthplace of America. Look it up bitches.
Virginia is prettier, with 34 highly regarded state parks. Love the smell of America? I do. Where do I get my fix? Virginia's state parks!
New England isn't even a state. It's a stupid region with stupid regional parks. Plus, when is anything named after England good? (England, not an English person. Too easy, Doug)
Virgina gave birth to eight presidents.
Virginia grows tobacco, everyone looks cool when they smoke, even Richie Cunningham.
Our State capital was also the capital of a country. (One that was not recognized by the US, but who cares! Fuck em.)
We have the Pentagon, the CIA, and the NRA. Also, we have 7 dead presidents and Arlington National cemetery on our hallowed grounds.
Virginia was once so big and bad that it consisted of Virgina, West Virginia, Kentucky, Tennessee, North and South Carolina and DC. Beat that fuck stain.
Our accents sound better.
The Redskins are better (over time) than the patriots.
The Red Sox are better than anyone so fuck you Doug, I'm taking that one away.
America was born in Virginia.
Virginia is for lovers. We like to bump nasties.
p.s. Doug likes dudes.
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