Fox News is reporting that the man in the Pat the Patriot uniform was picked up in a prostitution related sex sting that netted 13 individuals. The man, from Warwick, was arrested at a hotel where he was apparently banging a hooker. Rhode Island recently passed a law that makes all prostitution a misdemeanor, where previously "indoor prostitution" was legal. They have closed the legal loophole and the legs of a bunch of freakin' hookahs. When asked how it felt to be part of a sex sting the man replied, "Sex Sting? Is that why it burns when I pee?" No sir, that is the clap.
Doug whining about every little tiny change in the blog layout
Fat chicks with "good personalities"
People that don't respect Ninjas
"Good" Chinese food (I like pigeon, cat AND dog)
Bad Drivers (DWA)
Things that make Doug upset
Ted fucking with the order of the sidebar
The fact that I'm not eating a BK Stacker right now
Damn, I really could go for a Stacker...
Video killed the radio star. So screw you Barry Manilow.
Doug The Punter's Archive
Want to read more from Doug? Well, you'd be the first. Doug the Punter's Archive contains all of his pre-merger (10/26/07) writings.
Protesters. They are protesting the Masters because "no woman were allowed in tournement" when in reality none were good enough to "make the cut." Everyone except for this guy. In the back, orange sign...