What should my new name be?

Greetings to all our readers! (maggie, aneish, me, doug and of course, the Lord):
In my profession, I need to call companies and get names of people. Most times, I do this using a handle, which is a fancy term for "I lie about my name." I need a new one and am open to suggestion. I currently use Roibeard Gearóid Ó Seachnasaigh, or Bobby Sands, former IRA prisoner at Long Kesh. Please post comments with possible names and I will make a poll next week to decide the winner. I was leaning towards Donnie Vegas or Johnny Budders.