I hate you, special locked toilet paper dispenser in my bathroom at work. I hate you so much. Why in the name of everything holy is the TP being locked in my relativley expensive office space in Tyson's Corner, Va? Is there really an imminent threat of people stealing the one-ply sandpaper and stockpiling in at thier homes in case of a massive TP shortage? Is there and underground secondary market for poorly made TP? NO! No there is most certainly not. The real pain in the ass, haha, is the fact that you can't get more that six or eight inches before goddamn lockbox catches and rips you off. I spend more time in the bathroom screaming at the toitet paper dispenser and punching it in the face (it SO has a face) than what I originally came in there for. (obivously to fix my mascara) Se here is a note to the people that manage my building. Stop hoarding the TP and locking what TP you can part with in those god forsaken lock boxes. A lock box is not the answer. (ask Al Gore) So until this atrocity is remedied, I will continue to throw the unused scraps that break off on the floor and you can pick them up.
Doug whining about every little tiny change in the blog layout
Fat chicks with "good personalities"
People that don't respect Ninjas
"Good" Chinese food (I like pigeon, cat AND dog)
Bad Drivers (DWA)
Things that make Doug upset
Ted fucking with the order of the sidebar
The fact that I'm not eating a BK Stacker right now
Damn, I really could go for a Stacker...
Video killed the radio star. So screw you Barry Manilow.
Doug The Punter's Archive
Want to read more from Doug? Well, you'd be the first. Doug the Punter's Archive contains all of his pre-merger (10/26/07) writings.
Protesters. They are protesting the Masters because "no woman were allowed in tournement" when in reality none were good enough to "make the cut." Everyone except for this guy. In the back, orange sign...