As you may or may not know I write sports capsules for a Website called Newser.com (I post links to my articles on the sidebar every Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday morning). It's an alright gig but sometimes I look at the stories or headlines other people write and I'm like, "do these people even have a clue." I was able to brush it off for a while until this morning when I saw this article. For those of you that are too lazy to click on the link the story is about Brett Favre winning SI's Sportsman of the Year and the headline proclaims, "Favre Nails Sportsman of Year." Am I wrong to think that that headline sounds like Favre had sex with the sportsman of the year? I just have never heard the verb "to nail" used in place of "win" or "gets." I guess it can be used to say someone got something correct like, "I nailed that quiz," but outside of that the only other acceptable uses of nail are hitting shit with a hammer and banging someone. Its enough that we have to hear about every sportscasters' homo-erotic crush on Favre, so I don't want to hear about Favre's gay affair with Dwyane Wade.
Doug whining about every little tiny change in the blog layout
Fat chicks with "good personalities"
People that don't respect Ninjas
"Good" Chinese food (I like pigeon, cat AND dog)
Bad Drivers (DWA)
Things that make Doug upset
Ted fucking with the order of the sidebar
The fact that I'm not eating a BK Stacker right now
Damn, I really could go for a Stacker...
Video killed the radio star. So screw you Barry Manilow.
Doug The Punter's Archive
Want to read more from Doug? Well, you'd be the first. Doug the Punter's Archive contains all of his pre-merger (10/26/07) writings.
Protesters. They are protesting the Masters because "no woman were allowed in tournement" when in reality none were good enough to "make the cut." Everyone except for this guy. In the back, orange sign...