Ladies and Gents! They have answered my prayers. The TP is no longer under lock and key, and it no longer holds the rolls hostage as you relish in futile desperation, gaining but one sheet at a time. There it is on the left.
Only issue, now they are locking the bathroom. I need a key, and a hallpass to go make tinkles now. I'm glad to see that after all this time, I still need a key to the Mens, or Boys, Room. When is Snack and Nap time. And why are we getting f'd out of recess?!?!?!