Sorry to bother you again but I nearly just threw up all over my keyboard and some poor schmo's tax return information. I have no idea why it happened I was just sitting here, minding my own business when my stomach started regurgitating the pizza I had for lunch. Fortunately I was able to fight it down but now I can't stop coughing and my coughs taste like puke. That was truly frightening. What would have happened had I thrown up all over my desk, I'd have to quit on the spot and leave my paycheck to cover the cleaning fees, right? Wow, I hope nothing like that ever happens again. Not good times, bad times.
Doug whining about every little tiny change in the blog layout
Fat chicks with "good personalities"
People that don't respect Ninjas
"Good" Chinese food (I like pigeon, cat AND dog)
Bad Drivers (DWA)
Things that make Doug upset
Ted fucking with the order of the sidebar
The fact that I'm not eating a BK Stacker right now
Damn, I really could go for a Stacker...
Video killed the radio star. So screw you Barry Manilow.
Doug The Punter's Archive
Want to read more from Doug? Well, you'd be the first. Doug the Punter's Archive contains all of his pre-merger (10/26/07) writings.
Protesters. They are protesting the Masters because "no woman were allowed in tournement" when in reality none were good enough to "make the cut." Everyone except for this guy. In the back, orange sign...