I don't know Lloyd, the French are assholes.

Sounds like the French are taking a break from surrendering to plan their roads with amazing hilarity. If you cruise through the article here you'll see what I mean.

French hosehound does something kinda funny

So the French have dumped diplomacy in exchange for using city planing to take little jabs at each other. In a classic case of "hold me back"--where you say you're gonna fight someone but in reality you are just praying that your friends will hold you back long enough for the bouncers to throw everyone out of the club, where you continue to scream obscene things as you book it to a cab and thank god you didn't just get the shit beat out of you--two warring cities have placed one way streets that face each other. They outsourced the planning to the great great great grandson of the man that planned the streets in Boston, Seamus the Drunken Dancing Leprechaun the Sixth. Who, coincidentally, used the same tools for the planning of the roads as his predecessor, 18 pints of Guinness, a DUI arrest, an angry Polynesian hooker, a crayon and some construction paper.
While I'm at it, since our special teams writer apparently doesn't have enough vacation days from his 'freelance writing' job to read or write this blog, I would like to add this:

Tom Brady is gay.
Bill Belichick is a cheating hooker with a sex tape.
Manny Rameriz is a lazy bitch.
David Ortiz is fat.
The Boston Garden is a terrible venue.
The long chicken sandwich? It long chicken sucks ass.
Special Teams doesn't count.
France sucks.
Authority is awesome.
Bush was a genius.
Obama sucks.
The sky is green.
Ninjas are awesome.
Samurais can suck a big one.
Steven Seagal is a phenomenal actor.
Jim Rome is the best sports commentator ever.
Even though you punched me in the face, you still a little bitch.
AND I'M GLAD THE WHALERS MOVED!

Suck it bitch. Lets rumble!!!
( I love you, but I need to jumpstart things )
( But you did punch me in the face)

Welcome Back.

I know that no one reads this crap anymore, but I am determined to write anyway. I am sitting in class right now and felt the overpowering desire to get some more Freedom, Glory and America in my life. So that's it for now. More to follow.

Again, I ask you to spread the love

Tell your friends. I want more input and comments on this blog. I spend enough time talking to myself, I don't need to be blogging to myself as well. Big Ed, You out there?

Ladies and Gentlemen

Please don't hesitate to tell your friends and enemies about FreGloMerica. I would like to get more people involved in FGA. Please just make sure that everyone knows what they are getting into. Humor. I don't need a bunch of whining crybabies getting offended. Unfortunately, as Opie or Anthony said this morning, in modern day America people have begun to believe that they have the right not to be offended. That's just silly. There is nothing that would ever lead me to think that anyone has a protected right not to be offended. So shove it.
Also, I am going to start posting somewhat relevant articles that I come across. So when you see a post that is credited to someone other than myself, they are one hundred percent real articles. I cannot speak to the sources, but they are going to be from real journalists. Ya know, the kind that have ethics and don't ignore things just because they don't bring good ratings. For instance, authors that write about the successes and progress in Iraq and the War on Terror, instead of just filling idiots heads with sensationalist bullshit. I will do my best to stay on track. Freedom, Glory, America.
Don't worry kids, I'm still a large, angry American male in his mid-twenties. I'm still upset. I'll still be ranting.