You can't make this shit up.

I was trying to think of a funny post. I thought that making a fake news page would be really funny, so I went to FoxNews.com to find some things to parody. Turns out that real news is funnier than fake news:

Airman Forgets to Lower Wheels, Crashes $136M Jet
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Babies Tossed Off 50-Foot Tower for Luck VIDEO
Adopted Man Finds Biological Father on Death Row

Voodoo Rapist Scared Teen Girls Into Sexual 'Rituals'
Teen Under Covers Texts Mom: 'They're in the House!'
Yaaaarrrr! Shipwreck Loaded With Treasure Found

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Woman, Not Dead, Gets Phone Call About Her Funeral
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